And now our regular comedic interview of Professor Anda-Man by our host Chuulmaan Khan.
Chuulmaan: Welcome back to yet another episode of our show, where we interview 15 times Nobel prize nominee(never won any), Professor Anda-Man. Today’s topic is the science of the …….the universe. Since our main show is Life-Time, a timetravel comic, it’s good to know about the universe. Professor?
Anda-Man: Oummmmm! Oummm!
Chuulmaan: Prof….you okay there?
Anda-Man: Oummm! I’m one with the universe! Oumm!
Chuulmaan: I really thought we were gonna talk about the universe.
Anda-Man: Universe? Universe is a calm but a violent place, a place where every quantum event has only one possible version…..& it’s also full of sexy girls. Oummm!
Chuulmaan: Wow, I never saw it that way. What do you mean by a single version of an event?
Anda-Man: Boy! Now, you’ve started to piss me off. OUmmm! It means that if a hot looking Alexandra Daddario isn’t sexy to you, she’ll never be sexy to you and you’ll always be interested in other weird type of women. Oummm! It means that in this reality, it’s impossible to change an event that already happened, because in the universe, only 1 version of the event is possible. Either you live in a world where Alexandra Daddario is sexy ….or you’re from some parallel universe where she’s fat and has chest hair. Either Alexandra Daddario is sexy or not, both versions are true simultaneously. Oummmm!
Chuulmaan: Damn! Those are pretty big chances. I wouldn’t take them. Anything more you’d like to clarify about the universe? or Maybe Alexandra?
Anda-Man: Ah, what can I tell? That was such a great summer when I and Alexandra took the full night to enjoy becoz I was nominated for the Physics Nobel prize for the 14th time.
Chuulmaan: Whow….what happened then?
Anda-Man: Then….then, she left me. ‘Cause I didn’t get the prize. Now, I’ve given myself to Nirvana. Oummmm!
Chuulmaan: Ohhh…that’s so sad. I guess that’s all Prof. knows about this Uni-verse.We’ll be back with more next time, this is Chuulmaan signing off. . Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
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