Red Sonja’s Chainmail Bikini
Interview of Professor Anda-man by host, Chuulmaan Khan
Chuulmaan: professor! Do you know Red Sonja?
Anda-man: Oh yes! Absolutely, redhead, great gal. Had some great time together when I was young.
Chuulman: Wow, Prof, it’s like you know every hot girl ever born.
Anda-man: Of course,my son.
Chuulman: What do you think of the chainmail bikini she’s always had. Many SJWs have questioned if it’s just a male attraction. They say she should wear full chainmail to protect herself.What are your views on that?
Anda-man: See, ma boy. The discussion around the chainmail bikini is based on how effective chainmails are against a sword. Here’s a test we can do.-
- Catch an SJW.
- Put him/her in a chainmail.
- Swing a heavy He-Man sword on the SJW.
Conclusion- (A) If the SJW dies, it means chainmails are all useless. Give Sonja a regular bikini.
(B) If SJW survives, then the chainmail bikini may remain as it is.
Chuulman: But the discussion is for her getting regular clothes, Sir! Why can’t she get regular clothes.
Anda-man: ‘Cuz, son, she lives in the Hyborian age. Regular clothes aren’t available yet.
Chuulman: Makes sense. But how did you 2 meet, Sir?
Anda-man: That was on one of my time-travel journey, boy. I’ve explored the UNIVERSE.
Chuulman- Hmm…awwwright. We’ll be right back after these short messages. Stay tuned.