Viral TRSR cover by Pramit

Viral TRSR cover by Pramit

Viral TRSR is an old story of mine that I may revisit in distant future.

And now our regular comedic interview of Professor Anda-Man by our host Chuulmaan Khan.

Chuulmaan: Welcome back to yet another episode of our show, where we interview 15 times Nobel prize nominee(never won any), Professor Anda-Man. Today’s topic is the science of the …….faster than light travel. Since our main show is Life-Time, a timetravel comic, it’s good to know about these topics. Professor?

Anda-Man: Of course, sonny boy. I love discussing science…..with pretty ladies, of course. And I love the topic of faster than light travel as well….which is IMPOSSIBLE.

Chuulmaan: Wh-why is it impossible, Sir? Will you like to elaborate.

Anda-Man: Well, ma boy. If you had said of Aeroplanes in 16th century, that would be impossible as well. So, I mean it might be possible but it’s still very far from us. And there are so many scientific theories entangled to it, it’s a very dangerous mission to reach FTL travel for first time.

Chuulmaan: Exactly, what kind of danger are you talking about?

Life-Time Issue 1 Pg.15.1 by Pramit

Life-Time Issue 1 Pg.15.1 by Pramit

Anda-Man: Theoretically, kid. The object getting to the speed of light will have a mass of infinity….like my first wife. What a hog she became. That’s why I divorced her.

Chuulmaan: I’m really sorry for your divorce, but ….wasn’t there some confusion about the mass not becomimg infinity but about the energy getting higher?

Anda-Man: Son….who do you think is the MULTIPLE TIMES Nobel Nominee here? ME. That’s me. And I say, that the mass becomes infinity, that’s it.

Chuulmaan: No, Sir. You da boss.

Anda-Man: Of course I am. Humans think they know everything, when the reality is that we can know only a minute part of the whole. Humans once lived thousands of years, generations after generations within a country. But now they’re talking about faster than light travels. Of course, all the medical and social complicacies have roots in these trends. There’s no question about it that we have bent nature out of proportions and soon we’d have to leave EARTH. That’s why I keep my luggage and Bong always ready.

Chuulmaan: Wait! What bong? Do you smoke pot, Sir?

Anda-Man: Wuh…No-no…it’s-uh-it’s medicinal.

Chuulmaan: Can I see your prescription?

Anda-Man: What’re you? A doctor? I left it at home, may be it’s already in trash.

Chuulmaan: Oookaaay. That’s it for today, folks. We’ll be back with more next time, this is Chuulmaan signing off. . Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

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