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Chuulmaan & Anda-Man are back with Vengeance!
Welcome back to yet another episode of our show, where we interview 15 times Nobel prize nominee, Professor Anda-Man.
Chuulmaan: Welcome to the show, Professor. How’re you today.
Anda-Man: Koff!KOFF! Not well, son. KOFF! Not well at all! Got some flu in my nose.
Chuulmaan: Why, Sir! Sorry that you had to come here this way. Why haven’t you taken meds for that?
Anda-Man: Son, I’ve lived long enough to know the pathetic condition of the medical science today. Let me tell you, humans are supposed to die after 50-60. That’s the max age. Trying to be god, we’ve subjected ourselves to lifelong dependency over drugs and technology.
Chuulmaan: Yes, but it does help children with terminal diseases to live a healthy life, doesn’t it?
Anda-Man: Healthy life my saggy ASS! Kids who should’ve died are let live to spread their genes carrying diseases and create a whole new generation of even more diseased children. Children who could’ve died happily are now breaking their ass on making a living in the shithole of a planet, all being handicapped. Humans have done NOTHING but break the evolutionary chain using his sick tactics for his own welfare.
Chuulmaan: But it has gained us a longer life, hasn’t it?
Anda-Man: AT WHAT COST? After the initial 10 years of a human, s/he is subjected to 10000 fucking restraints. Individuality is forsaken for the betterment of the species. Humans don’t have a LIFE, they only think they do.
Anda-Man: And if you talk of the medical industry, humans have harnessed so many medicines from various plants, rhino horns, elephant tusks and snake poisons. Do you know what can we extract from ourselves? NOTHING! Humans have long poisoned their entire diet so horribly, his entire body is toxic. Humans- THE MOST USELESS THING CREATED BY NATURE.
Chuulmaan: Wow….I definitely never thought of it this way. So much info today….gotta take Prof. to a hospital and give him some of that useless medicine so that he can bore us with more useless speeches in coming episodes. Until next time, this is Chuulmaan signing off. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp………….
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