Life-Time Issue 2 is where the real story matter starts.
And now our regular comedic interview of Prodessor Anda-Man by our host Chuulmaan Khan.
Chuulmaan: Welcome back to yet another episode of our show, where we interview 15 times Nobel prize nominee(never won any), Professor Anda-Man.
Chuulmaan: So, Professor, today’s topic is WAR. Or should I say, conflict n battle.
Anda-Man: War! War is such a necessary object, son! Conflict is the reality of life. But, one thing I learnt from watching Jackie Chan adventures is that we can all choose our own fights and we should all choose ’em wisely.
Chuulmaan: Wow… you, a Nobel prize nominee, watched Jackie Chan adventures?
Anda-Man: Of course, boy, I did . It talked about various goddamn morals that I use everyday. The point is that war is not always with guns and canons. In today’s age, it’s often about the struggles. The conflicts that rise in society are also a form of social war. And people today get meddled in these wars without even thinking what is it for.
Second world war killed 60 million people and it went on for 13 years. Do you know that accidents claim 1.3 million lives a year? That tobacco kills 6 million a year? These are all social and economic objects that kill. So, I believe we’re in a constant social, economic and political war.
Chuulmaan: I think, you’re talking about battles, NOT wars.
Anda-Man: Son….don’t mess with me and my poor vocabulary. We’re talking of the human nature that doesn’t see either profit, loss or terrible tragedy and commonly becomes a sheep to bleat in a populated space. The necessity of such riots is also debatable, but the commoners, who voice into such largely unnecessary activities even tho they claim to be smart, have the intellect of a goat.
Anda-Man: If someone calls you a coward, do you just leave your whole life and go join the army? No, you don’t. ALWAYS, choose your wars. Don’t follow the common voice of your damned species.
Chuulmaan: Hmm…that is… such a mind-blowing and individuality empowering statement, sir.
Anda-Man: Heck it is, son.
Chuulmaan: Alright! After this totally gibberish discussion from us apes, this is Chuulmaan signing off. Until next time…beeeeeeeeeeeep!
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